State Department Claims Elvis Took all the WMD’s out of Iraq…

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In Washington today, a Spokesperson for The State Department claimed that Elvis Presley went to Irag in the late 1990’s looking for a “Peanut Butter and Banana sandwich” took a dump and could not find any toilet paper and got mad and took all the Weapons of Mass Destruction with him back to Graceland. A search of Iraq and Graceland has yet to uncover the weapons in either location.
Also, Spokespersons associated with the former Regime of Saddam Hussein, report that several hundered cases of “Johnny Walker Black Label” vanished in the same period.

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Madonna,”Oh Father”………………………………………………….

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Hamas and Israeli truce

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Through mediators in Egypt, Hamas, the Islamist party in control of Gaza, and Israel have reached a ceasefire agreement going into effect today. This is good news. Obviously whenever fighting between two parties stops, a positive step has been taken. However, where to go from here is very much unclear. The initial agreement is only for 3 days, and there appears to be little that can be done after that. Israel will allow some additional materials into Gaza if the peace holds, and there will be negotiations for prisoners. These seem like significant steps forward.
Granted, the ceasefire itself was already a huge step in the right direction, but there still is little to no way out of the conflict Hamas and Israel have put themselves in without violence. This is partly because Israel’s primary goal is to replace Hamas with Fatah, the more secular Palestinian organization currently in control of […]

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UFO spotted by police helicopter

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The helicopter crew spotted the aircraft earlier this month

A police helicopter crew has spotted what is described as an unusual aircraft in the Vale of Glamorgan.
The helicopter was above St Athan, which is home to an RAF base and close to Cardiff International Airport.
But three-man crew could not capture any images before the object vanished over the Bristol Channel on 8 June.
South Wales Police said the helicopter did not give chase and described the crew as very experienced. The sighting has been reported for investigation.
The police Eurocopter, an EC135T21, was hovering in the sky at 0040 BST above the base, waiting to land.
A police spokesperson said: “The crew are very experienced and responded in a professional manner in relation to what they saw.
“In today’s skies, there are a wide variety of aircrafts which come in a range of different shapes and sizes and in all probability, this sighting has […]

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Paris plans help-yourself green car hire

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Angelique Chrisafis discusses electric car proposals for the French capital
 
First came self-service bicycles, and now Paris is launching a green scheme to provide electric cars that drivers can pick up and drop off anywhere in the city.
The Socialist mayor, Bertrand Delanoë, announced yesterday that from the end of next year, 4,000 electric cars will be placed around Paris and its outskirts for drivers in the scheme to help themselves for short journeys. It is the first electric car project of its kind in a capital city.
“This could revolutionise transport,” Delanoë told French radio. He has doubled the projected cars from 2,000 to 4,000 and expanded the target area beyond Paris’s ring road.
In less than a year, Paris’s army of cheap, on-street hire-bicycles called Vélib’ has transformed transport habits and bike awareness. The fleet of carbon-neutral hire-cars called Autolib is the mayor’s next phase in green transport.
Paris city hall said 700 […]

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Mary, Mother of Google, Hear your Children’s Prayers!!…………

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Mary, Mother Of Google, Hear your Children’s Prayers!!! Lord I’m sorry for that one, and be with Hutu in Butu?

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Baby Rises From The Dead!

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Today, a newborn pronounced dead after birth in India, began to cry just before she was buried! (ps: She likes turtles too)
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Chinese Investors tender an offer on the Internal Revenue Service…..

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In Hong Kong, today, a group of undisclosed investors tended a bid of 6 trillion dollars for the assets and services of the Internal Revenue Service. Wall street analysts speculated that they perceive it as undervalued and a possible “Cash Cow” with increases in efficiency and the outsourcing of 95% of its collections department to India and China resulting in huge increases in productivity and lower wage costs and changing the basic business form to be entirely in Chinese (Who would notice) and a giant arrow pointing at the line with the sole “English” text (with a Spanish translation included) saying “Pay This Amount”. Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking on behalf of the Bush Administration, commented “It makes no difference to me personally because we are getting impeached anyway (or that’s what the Huffington Post says), and that he could see no real legal obstacles to this move and that […]

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Pump your FIST

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Today is World Refugee Day and I just wanted to take a moment and put that out there.  When I was younger I swore I was going to be a Refugee Aid Worker (up until I realized that the pay isn’t quite what I was looking for) but it is a rewarding job nonthe less.  I’ve had the pleasure to work for UNHCR  in Geneva due to my family connection ( shout out to ML!!) and LOVED the experience. 

 
 
 
This is a pic of the parlimentary zone & the J’Deau in Geneva, Switzerland, lit in blue to commemorate World Refugee Day
 
  
Speaking of WFD, I was watching the BBC World News this morning and there was a piece about the UN and it’s members voting to clasify Rape as a “war tactic”. For so long the women who have been considered the back bone to many socities have been treated as mere casualties of war. Never […]

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