unknown wrote an interesting post today on
Here’s a quick excerpt
In Washington today, a Spokesperson for The State Department claimed that Elvis Presley went to Irag in the late 1990’s looking for a “Peanut Butter and Banana sandwich” took a dump and could not find any toilet paper and got mad and took all the Weapons of Mass Destruction with him back to Graceland. A search of Iraq and Graceland has yet to uncover the weapons in either location.
Also, Spokespersons associated with the former Regime of Saddam Hussein, report that several hundered cases of “Johnny Walker Black Label” vanished in the same period.
Read the rest of this great post here